Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Do you know about headphone microphones?

So get this, I learned the other day that all headphones have a microphone inside. The left ear is also a microphone. Test it out, plug your headphones into the mic jack and record while yelling into the left ear. The right ear doesn't do anything, but the left does. It doesn't work all that great, but it still works. Interesting ain't it. Now someone tell me why that is.
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Monday, November 24, 2008

New Short: Tomatoes

Watch in full quality HERE
This is a 60 second film I made for my Basic Design Class. We had to create a short film around our running theme for the quarter, mine was comedy.
I would like to thank my actors Justin and Mike, I know the shoot ran late and was not very organized but you stuck with me, thanks. I would also like to give a big shout out to Kelli our lovely audio/light tech, thanks for hanging out on such short notice.
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Saturday, November 22, 2008

New Short: Desolation

This is a sound project I made for my Time-Based Art class. I took the original video here and and remade the sounds and soundtrack to make it dark and eerie.
The video pays homage to the beautifully done music video Boards of Canada - Dayvan Cowboy.
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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Geez, is this a toy?

Spykee WIFI robot
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Oh yea, well I got a permit for this

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Monday, November 17, 2008

Favorite Music Video

Watch in hight quality at Boards of Canada - Dayvan Cowboy
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This should cheer you up

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

RIP Edward McMichael aka "Tuba man"

I just learned that Tuba Man (Edward McMichael) from Seattle died the other day. It said that he died days after being kicked in the face by a group of teens. If you did not know Tuba man, he was known for hanging outside Quest and Safeco field jamming out on his tuba. Above is a video that I had on my phone of Tuba Man playing "My Sharona" outside of a Foo Fighters concert at the Key Arena. I wish it was a better demonstration of his talents, but this is all I have. He was a good man. I have lost faith in this world knowing that there are people that can do such a horrible thing to such a giving person. He didn't do anything wrong, just gave the beautiful gift of song. RIP your presence will always be remembered in my mind.
HERE is the story in Seattle Times
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The cookie speaks for itself

Panda Express I already knew that, give me a real fortune.... but wait.....I still want the cookie part
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Me want one

The pocket projector. Called the PICO from Optoma. Puts a 60" screen on any surface. Will not be long till cell phones have these built in.
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My article made it on CollegeHumor.com

Check it out: Direct Link or Articles Homepage
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Sunday, November 9, 2008

New Art: Comedy Dream

Made out of construction paper
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Saturday, November 8, 2008

T-pain aint got shit on Peter

Peter Frampton
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Friday, November 7, 2008

Human DeEvolution: top 5 TV shows

Wow TV has gone down the shitter, and here is my top 5 examples of humans DeEvolving via Television shows.

5. Time Warp/Destroyed in Seconds/ Smash Lab (Discovery channel) - I don't know how Discovery channel has done this, but they have seemed to find a loop hole by taking the same concept and making 3 shows out of it. You literally shut your brain off and stare at the tv mubling "oh that was cool....wow did you see that thing blow up....whoa look at that thing blow up... jeez that thing sure did blow up.... wheres my dad-gum cheetos". I just want to say, wtf Discovery, I use to hate you because you made me smatter, now I just hate you.
4. Hole in the wall (FOX) - This show was based of the Japanese tv show Human Tetris which became popular by youtube. Its hard to explain without seeing it, but basically a wall with funny shapes cut out of it moves towards a person(s) and they have to make it through the cutouts or they will be pushed into water (or if I was the producer the water would be replaced with dirty siringes, like in saw 2, ausome!) So not only did Fox rip off another tv show, they ripped of a completly fucking retarded ass tv show, from japan, what kind of BS is that Amurhica!
3. Human wreaking ball (G4) - This show features two meatheads breakin shit, need I say more?
2. Wipeout (ABC) - This show features people getting breaked by shit. People try to run through obstacle courses in the fastest times. Just a bunch of adverage joes getting clobbered over and over, one after another. It takes less than the average attention span before you watch Kathy form Hawaii torque her back in ways you never thought possible.
1. Anything on CMT other than the music - This is the mother load of fu@king dumb shit on television. Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling, Country Fried Planet, Trick My Trucker, I Want to Look Like a High School Cheerleader Again, My Big Redneck Wedding, Redneck Dreams, AND THE LIST GOES ON! I am not making this up people. Hey CMT, stick to the music cuz aint nobuddy want to watch what a redneck does on his spare time.

Its sad to say, but its not going to be long till TV is like this

This clip is taken from the movie Idiocracy, which was written and directed by Mike Judge (who also made King of the Hill and Office Space). The movie was ok but worth the watch just because it has a great depiction of how humans have deevolved in the future. Its like the H.G. Well's Time machine of today.

And that is it. Hope you liked my list, and may god help us all... find our remotes.
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Muthafu@ka im ill

Not sick. And im ok, but my watch sick
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Complimentary Campus Color Theory

Its funny, I was walking to the campus store to pick up a color wheel to further my knowledge of color theory and look what I spotted. Complimentary Campus Colors at their best. Yellow, Blue, and Corona Light
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Saturday, November 1, 2008

Halloween in Eugene

Sonny Bono and "The Tree"

Check it out on CollegeHumor.com

Aftermath - you can see the mutilated tree off to the right that was sacrificed for the making of my costume

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